On Da Road Again

So Mama, Daddy, and I all went on a long twip dis weekend. We lefted right after daddy got off from work. Mama was packin and stuff all day so I was afwaid she was gonna leave me. But she didn't. She tooked me wid her! Den, Mama dwove for a weally long time, then Daddy and Mama got outed da car and left me inside. I don't liked being inside by myself. But dey left me water and ice and food, so I was ok. Mama even gave me special chewies, but I don't like them as good as my normal chewies. Dey tasted funny. Anyway, dey lefted like a long time, like maybe 15 whole minutes, and den deys came back and peed me.

So afterwards Daddy drove and Mama took my pictures as I twied to climb in the back of da car and eated the doughnuts back dere, but I couldn't find them. I could smell them, but I couldn't find them. So den I just rided between mom and dad on the console.

Den we stopped at dis nice place wid a bed. And I peed on de edge of the bed when Daddy just came inside wid me and Mama was trying to get all da stuffs in. He yellded at her for not being able to find my leash, so she yellded back and made him find it and take me. It was stressful. Den mama came in and took a shower and daddy went to sleep.

De next morning mama got up and made breakfast appear from nowheres. She tooked me out, walked me, and den put me in wid daddy and came back wid 2 bagels, a waffle, and juice~ She letted me have some waffle. It was so good.

Dens we jumped back into da car and went like an hour to that place Mama said she was gonna audition. She, dad, and I had lunch on da porch of some place den we walked around. Den dad disappeared and mom stayed in the car with me. she used smelly stuff all the time for her nails and hair and face.

Den we rode around for a while while it stormed. hail flew at da car. lightning struck everywheres! I was scawed. And Daddy was supposed to come wid me but Mama couldn't find him. So den we parked in this shelter and Mama got out. She was gone a weally long time, but she kept checking on me. Den we picked Daddy up, and he refused to dwive so mama cwied and yelled at him a long time. Den he felled asleep.

Mama cwied a long time, and I wanted to go snuggle her, but she kept pushing me away. She said I couldn't come love her because she had to dwive. I was sad because she was sad.

Den she woked Daddy up and we stopped after a while and he dwove. Theys stopped after a long long time at Shoneys and ate dinners. They brought me back steak. I liked it.

We finally got home after midnight..after dwiving for like 6 hours. I was so tiwed. I said hello to my cave, because I was so happy to be home. Den went night night.

Pop Birtha-father's day

So I wented a long way over to da r.v. where my Pops and Mimi was waiting for me. We had to stays in it. It was hot. Deys went away and eated widout me! Can you imagine? But dens dey got back and deys ate CAKE!!! I loves da cake. It was so so good. I loved on Pops and Mimi for a while before we wents home again. It was such a long ride both ways. But den Daddy stayed over, so I weally weally liked that. Den Mama and I chilled in da bed all day long. And she let me eat some mores cake. I likes cake. Did I mention dat? Wells I do. Den Mimi skyped me today and told me dat Maggie was bad. I don't likes her much anyway. She just sat on da bed and drooled yesterday when I was dere. Hopefully Mama will stop watching dis silly show (da Tonys) before long. I are so tired of showtunes. I wants to go to sweeps.

Goodnight.

If you could go only to one restaurant for the next five years, which would it be?

Only one!?! One that sewves lotsa cheese and ice cweam. Where would dat be?

Ask me anything

Do you have any scars on your body? If so, how'd you get them?

I had a little scar from where dey's taked my private parts away.

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What YouTube video made you laugh recently?

Does talking animals. Dere's one with a male chihuahua in a pink shirwt and he says he likes it. I laughed because I'm kinda like dat too.

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Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

Well, I likes meetin' new peoples, but sometimes I get scawed awound too many. Sos...I'm kinda bowf.

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Runned Away

So today I was bad, and I runned away. So Mama said I needed to blogs about it to makes me understand why I dos what I dos. She was weal tiwed last night but couldn't sweep. And I wanted to pway, not sweep because I sweeps awot. But she didn'ts wants to, so she got angwy at me. So I cwawed her. And she popped my booty. And I said "oww Mommy!" and got upset and hided under da bed.

So den I was so sad I stawted to cwy. And she yelleded at me because she said she wanted to sleep and I was loud. So I cried more because I upseted mama. Den Mama asked me to come cuddle, but I was still mad at hers so instead of cuddling I jumped up in her face and bit her nose. She called me b-a-d....I dont like that wowd....

So finallies she gets to sleeps and den someone beats on the doors dis mornin'. And i'm scweaming Mama! Gets up! Someone's hewe!!!!!! And she's not doing anything. She just laying there like she dead. And i'm like MAMA GETS UP NOWS!!! And she finally looks at me and I jump on her and scream "MAMA DERES PEOPLES BEATIN ON DA DOORS!!!"

She gets up, puts on a wobe and opens de door to see Jennifew Teetewr outside wid Lucy da demon cat who has taken over parts of my house. And I say, oh nos you not sittin dere pettin dat cat and not me! And I gets pissed and fly down da stairs. I made them look for me for an hour and a half while I ranned around. Then just as they got back in the door and I saw it close, I bawked weal weal loud! I said HEY GUYS I'M BAAAAAACK!

They was puzzled how I was so mawvellous at hiding myself until just da moment they gave ups on me. Oh well, I got a yogurt cup because mama said I looked vewy hot. I was hot. I had beened outside, duh.

Den she lefted me for da day. She leaves me all da time. nots my faults nasty peoples don't want me wid her all da time. I wanna be wid her and dat's what should matter. dey lets other puppies wound....just cause dey's blind peoples and stuffs. she coulds be blinds! she coulds wear sunglasses all day and pwetend that I walks for her. But dens when I peed on stuffs she'd actually see me and get angwy...bad plan, Baiwee...Bad plan...

I digwess. Mama just does not give me computer access too fwequentwy anymore. I shall fix it. She gotta get back to bloggin for me. I are da bloggin baiwee! My pubwic misses me. I just knows it. Do you miss me pubwic? Pwease, tell me you miss me! Comment bewow and say Miss Mama you must blog for baiwee much more often as our lives are not da same widout him.

And maybe, if you'd lucky, she'll make a VLOGGING baiwee episode dis weeks too.

Oh wells. Nighty nights! Hugs and Kisses from da Baiwee.