So Mommy and Daddy has this new thing that pulls out my hairs. They sit me in the tub and rake it through my hair. I hates it. So they sits me in night before last and rakes and rakes and rakes, and I waits for like hours for them to be done. Then...THEY TURNS ON THE WATER! Oh noes! If I has to endure dat, why I gots to take a bath too? Then Mama lifts up my butt and makes me stand on my front feet, in the water, while daddy rakes at my booty.
My ass was in da air, my feets was in the water, and I has never been more humiliated. Then they washed me, and I froze for like hours waiting to dry. I hate baths. I hates that furminator. I hates my ass in da air. I hates humiliation.
Whys my life sucks so much sometimes?
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