Escapes!

So I was a bad boy agains...

Mama decided to take Daddy some hot tea because he wasn't feeling good. So I she said I could tags along. We got down the stairs, and I had to pee, so she let me. She ducked inside the car to put her purse down and looked back up and I was gone! I took off..somewhere all over the property. Mom walked in the rain and the cold for half an hour, and finally came back to the car, and i ran straight to her! I was colds and wets too. She hugged me so tight. I didn't understand. I just hads a good run, but she was worried abouts me. She saided I gots to always wear a leash now. Dat sucks.


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A Widin' We Will Go!

I hates da care now for some weason. Mama asks me why. I does not know. Pewhaps it is because I wecently had a twiggered memowy of when dey taked me away before. Pewhaps it is because it makes me kinda nauseas. Pewhaps it is just because whenever she puts me in it we're gone for like hours! But any way you looks at it, I hates da car. I wuns back up da stairs and says "Mama don't takes me!" But she does anyway.

The good part was I gots to spend the weekend with Mimi and Pops. I loves my Mimi and Pops. They gives me treats and kisses and hugs and lets me sit with them for like hours. They's good peoples. But oh the agony of havings to sit in da car for hours. I even considered just stayin' with Mimi and Pop to not have to ride back, but then I wealized I might never see Mama or Daddy again. I coulds not do it. So i swept home. Sweeping cures most anything. And tahnkfully Mama did not leave the window down and belt showtunes the whole way home so Is could sleeps.

Oh wells, we is home now, safe and sounds where I belong. But I can't help feeling that it's not gonna last long...there's boxes everywhere. It makes me nervous.

Pictuwes

Mama decided we should have a photobooth day. It started when she sent a picture to Mimi.



But then she decided to take a whole bunch of pictures. Dese are da results.

Birfday!

So Mama does not know when my real birfday is, so she makes it the days she got me...hers! And since deys don't know exactly how olds I really am...but theys all seem to agrees three-ish...I am, in doggie years, the sames age as Mama, 21! So we gots to turn twenty ones togethers, and we both gots shots for our birthdays. Only I gots the bad kind. They gaves me three shots in da butt. They said like four times "he gonna bite me?" and she was likes "Nos!" I dos not bites. I only wooks weal sad and is like "Yous really gonna give me dat?" And they was like "yeah." And I was like "Nos!" And they did anyway.

So then I thoughts my worlds was over. I hads shots. Then Mama bought me chicken nuggets. I loves chicken nuggets. Then all was wight again.

So like an hour later, Mimi and Pops got here. And we played. And Mimi held me. And Pop vacuumed. I hates the vacuum. And Mimi held me, and her phone ranged in her pocket and vibrated on my wee wee and it scared me. But thens we hunged out til Dad gots there with Mama a balloon and flowers and champagne. She likes champagne. I think it's nasty. It tickles my nose.

Thens they lefted a while to go eat, and then they came back for a lil while. Then Mimi and Pop left and bunch more people came. And I was all like "Mama I'm tired." And she was all like "I'm tired too." And then the peoples left. And then I sat in a nice girl's lap. Then she wented to bed, and I wented with her. It was a long night.

Wipeout

Sos I was walkin' with dad...I saws Mom falls on the ice, but I thought she was just clumbsy. She is, you knows. But there we was...just walkin' along and I hits the ice. My feets just takes off! I didn't even knows they could do that! I slides like a whole foot and then smack, they just goes in all different directions and flat on my belly I go. I wipes out. It was no fun...

Humiliation

So Mommy and Daddy has this new thing that pulls out my hairs. They sit me in the tub and rake it through my hair. I hates it. So they sits me in night before last and rakes and rakes and rakes, and I waits for like hours for them to be done. Then...THEY TURNS ON THE WATER! Oh noes! If I has to endure dat, why I gots to take a bath too? Then Mama lifts up my butt and makes me stand on my front feet, in the water, while daddy rakes at my booty.

My ass was in da air, my feets was in the water, and I has never been more humiliated. Then they washed me, and I froze for like hours waiting to dry. I hate baths. I hates that furminator. I hates my ass in da air. I hates humiliation.

Whys my life sucks so much sometimes?

Hates the Snow

So the weather is dumb, and I is unhappy. Mommy makes me goes outside and pees and poops in the coldest, wetest stuffs that ever did exist. I hates it. Mama made me stay outside and run around in it so she could take pictures...I hates it.

Then, she decided to walk me this mornin's and sitted down! We was just walking and down she went. She screamed, and I looked at her. She should hurt if she's gonna make me be out in da cold and wets! I HATES IT!

At least she gave me a sweater, but it don't help the wet. ...I hates it...

Misses Mimi and Pops

When Mimi and Pops skypes me, I howls. I misses them. Why can I hear them and not see them? Where is they? Mom says in the computer. I do not understand. It makes me cry.