Recovewy

Ello fellow followews. I am finally over da forth of July weekend. It was a long, hot, wonderful time wid Mama and Daddy and Mimi and Pops. We hads food and dwinks and took boat wides and pwayed outside and watchded da fiwewowrks. I do not like de kids next door who make loud noises for no weason. I scweamed at dem. However, I do love watching de big fiweworks. Dey are so pwetty!

Den when we wented home we wided so so so long. It was so hot outside. We stopped at dis gas station and I dwank and I dwank and I dwank because it was SO HOTT!

So it tooked me sevewal days to recovew from da twip. I just sated on da Baiwee cave and wested for days and days. I didn't even like to skype da mimi, and dat is stwange for me!

But now I feelded better. So I shall be my loving, bouncy self once more.

Luv you all
Baiwee

On Da Road Again

So Mama, Daddy, and I all went on a long twip dis weekend. We lefted right after daddy got off from work. Mama was packin and stuff all day so I was afwaid she was gonna leave me. But she didn't. She tooked me wid her! Den, Mama dwove for a weally long time, then Daddy and Mama got outed da car and left me inside. I don't liked being inside by myself. But dey left me water and ice and food, so I was ok. Mama even gave me special chewies, but I don't like them as good as my normal chewies. Dey tasted funny. Anyway, dey lefted like a long time, like maybe 15 whole minutes, and den deys came back and peed me.

So afterwards Daddy drove and Mama took my pictures as I twied to climb in the back of da car and eated the doughnuts back dere, but I couldn't find them. I could smell them, but I couldn't find them. So den I just rided between mom and dad on the console.

Den we stopped at dis nice place wid a bed. And I peed on de edge of the bed when Daddy just came inside wid me and Mama was trying to get all da stuffs in. He yellded at her for not being able to find my leash, so she yellded back and made him find it and take me. It was stressful. Den mama came in and took a shower and daddy went to sleep.

De next morning mama got up and made breakfast appear from nowheres. She tooked me out, walked me, and den put me in wid daddy and came back wid 2 bagels, a waffle, and juice~ She letted me have some waffle. It was so good.

Dens we jumped back into da car and went like an hour to that place Mama said she was gonna audition. She, dad, and I had lunch on da porch of some place den we walked around. Den dad disappeared and mom stayed in the car with me. she used smelly stuff all the time for her nails and hair and face.

Den we rode around for a while while it stormed. hail flew at da car. lightning struck everywheres! I was scawed. And Daddy was supposed to come wid me but Mama couldn't find him. So den we parked in this shelter and Mama got out. She was gone a weally long time, but she kept checking on me. Den we picked Daddy up, and he refused to dwive so mama cwied and yelled at him a long time. Den he felled asleep.

Mama cwied a long time, and I wanted to go snuggle her, but she kept pushing me away. She said I couldn't come love her because she had to dwive. I was sad because she was sad.

Den she woked Daddy up and we stopped after a while and he dwove. Theys stopped after a long long time at Shoneys and ate dinners. They brought me back steak. I liked it.

We finally got home after midnight..after dwiving for like 6 hours. I was so tiwed. I said hello to my cave, because I was so happy to be home. Den went night night.

Pop Birtha-father's day

So I wented a long way over to da r.v. where my Pops and Mimi was waiting for me. We had to stays in it. It was hot. Deys went away and eated widout me! Can you imagine? But dens dey got back and deys ate CAKE!!! I loves da cake. It was so so good. I loved on Pops and Mimi for a while before we wents home again. It was such a long ride both ways. But den Daddy stayed over, so I weally weally liked that. Den Mama and I chilled in da bed all day long. And she let me eat some mores cake. I likes cake. Did I mention dat? Wells I do. Den Mimi skyped me today and told me dat Maggie was bad. I don't likes her much anyway. She just sat on da bed and drooled yesterday when I was dere. Hopefully Mama will stop watching dis silly show (da Tonys) before long. I are so tired of showtunes. I wants to go to sweeps.

Goodnight.

If you could go only to one restaurant for the next five years, which would it be?

Only one!?! One that sewves lotsa cheese and ice cweam. Where would dat be?

Ask me anything

Do you have any scars on your body? If so, how'd you get them?

I had a little scar from where dey's taked my private parts away.

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What YouTube video made you laugh recently?

Does talking animals. Dere's one with a male chihuahua in a pink shirwt and he says he likes it. I laughed because I'm kinda like dat too.

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Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

Well, I likes meetin' new peoples, but sometimes I get scawed awound too many. Sos...I'm kinda bowf.

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Runned Away

So today I was bad, and I runned away. So Mama said I needed to blogs about it to makes me understand why I dos what I dos. She was weal tiwed last night but couldn't sweep. And I wanted to pway, not sweep because I sweeps awot. But she didn'ts wants to, so she got angwy at me. So I cwawed her. And she popped my booty. And I said "oww Mommy!" and got upset and hided under da bed.

So den I was so sad I stawted to cwy. And she yelleded at me because she said she wanted to sleep and I was loud. So I cried more because I upseted mama. Den Mama asked me to come cuddle, but I was still mad at hers so instead of cuddling I jumped up in her face and bit her nose. She called me b-a-d....I dont like that wowd....

So finallies she gets to sleeps and den someone beats on the doors dis mornin'. And i'm scweaming Mama! Gets up! Someone's hewe!!!!!! And she's not doing anything. She just laying there like she dead. And i'm like MAMA GETS UP NOWS!!! And she finally looks at me and I jump on her and scream "MAMA DERES PEOPLES BEATIN ON DA DOORS!!!"

She gets up, puts on a wobe and opens de door to see Jennifew Teetewr outside wid Lucy da demon cat who has taken over parts of my house. And I say, oh nos you not sittin dere pettin dat cat and not me! And I gets pissed and fly down da stairs. I made them look for me for an hour and a half while I ranned around. Then just as they got back in the door and I saw it close, I bawked weal weal loud! I said HEY GUYS I'M BAAAAAACK!

They was puzzled how I was so mawvellous at hiding myself until just da moment they gave ups on me. Oh well, I got a yogurt cup because mama said I looked vewy hot. I was hot. I had beened outside, duh.

Den she lefted me for da day. She leaves me all da time. nots my faults nasty peoples don't want me wid her all da time. I wanna be wid her and dat's what should matter. dey lets other puppies wound....just cause dey's blind peoples and stuffs. she coulds be blinds! she coulds wear sunglasses all day and pwetend that I walks for her. But dens when I peed on stuffs she'd actually see me and get angwy...bad plan, Baiwee...Bad plan...

I digwess. Mama just does not give me computer access too fwequentwy anymore. I shall fix it. She gotta get back to bloggin for me. I are da bloggin baiwee! My pubwic misses me. I just knows it. Do you miss me pubwic? Pwease, tell me you miss me! Comment bewow and say Miss Mama you must blog for baiwee much more often as our lives are not da same widout him.

And maybe, if you'd lucky, she'll make a VLOGGING baiwee episode dis weeks too.

Oh wells. Nighty nights! Hugs and Kisses from da Baiwee.

Who's Your Favorite Mommy or Daddy?

Mommy is my favowite because she is like wid me all da time, but I loves Daddy too because he comes and I am so excited to see him!

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Who's the sexiest woman alive?

My Mama.

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What would your perfect day look like?

Well probably it'd start with string cheese. Then we'd go for a really long walk. Then maybe we'd go for ice cream. And take a cuddle nap.

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What was your favorite toy to play with as a child?

My firstest toy mama gave me was benny da duck which her big sister, Rachael, gave to her.

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Ask the Baiwee anything! http://formspring.me/BloggingBailey

I been gones so long!

So Mama was BAD BAD MAMMA! And she hasn't letted me blog in forevers! So...here's I am!

Updates on the world of Baiwee:
I have a youtube account! I am TheVloggingBailey
I have one video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49jik0_CatQ

You should watch it and tell me how greats it is. It's like an intro to da me!

Hopefully mores of them will be a'coming from my mama.

I also have a Formspring. So you can ask me anything!
http://www.formspring.me/BloggingBailey

Mama is actually considering making me my own FACEBOOK! I mean wouldn't dat be da coolest? I'd be all cool like the peoples. I wanna be a peoples toos.

Oh! We've been visiting Mimi and pops lotses lately. mama says it's not gonna happen much after dis weekend. She says she's got schools and she hopes to get s a job (I don't wants her to have a job. I like her hanging wid me). And she's busy working on stuff called steampunk, and I don't know what's that is but it requires her having foam papers and fabwic and lacey stuffs and all sorts of nonsense all over da bed so i can't just lays on it. Oh wells, she's happy so I has to be happy.

Oh also! Mama's started letting this cat inside. I don't mind her cept she takes up mama time. she's pwetty. mama calls her lucy. she doesn't know whered lucy came fwom. lucy's like me dat way. but she comes in sometimes, then she meows and mom puts her back out. we see her every other day or every few days usually.


So...dat's me! Sowwies I been gones forever. Mama was lazy. I punched her for it.

Love you all! Hugs and kisses,
Baiwee!

Escapes!

So I was a bad boy agains...

Mama decided to take Daddy some hot tea because he wasn't feeling good. So I she said I could tags along. We got down the stairs, and I had to pee, so she let me. She ducked inside the car to put her purse down and looked back up and I was gone! I took off..somewhere all over the property. Mom walked in the rain and the cold for half an hour, and finally came back to the car, and i ran straight to her! I was colds and wets too. She hugged me so tight. I didn't understand. I just hads a good run, but she was worried abouts me. She saided I gots to always wear a leash now. Dat sucks.


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A Widin' We Will Go!

I hates da care now for some weason. Mama asks me why. I does not know. Pewhaps it is because I wecently had a twiggered memowy of when dey taked me away before. Pewhaps it is because it makes me kinda nauseas. Pewhaps it is just because whenever she puts me in it we're gone for like hours! But any way you looks at it, I hates da car. I wuns back up da stairs and says "Mama don't takes me!" But she does anyway.

The good part was I gots to spend the weekend with Mimi and Pops. I loves my Mimi and Pops. They gives me treats and kisses and hugs and lets me sit with them for like hours. They's good peoples. But oh the agony of havings to sit in da car for hours. I even considered just stayin' with Mimi and Pop to not have to ride back, but then I wealized I might never see Mama or Daddy again. I coulds not do it. So i swept home. Sweeping cures most anything. And tahnkfully Mama did not leave the window down and belt showtunes the whole way home so Is could sleeps.

Oh wells, we is home now, safe and sounds where I belong. But I can't help feeling that it's not gonna last long...there's boxes everywhere. It makes me nervous.

Pictuwes

Mama decided we should have a photobooth day. It started when she sent a picture to Mimi.



But then she decided to take a whole bunch of pictures. Dese are da results.

Birfday!

So Mama does not know when my real birfday is, so she makes it the days she got me...hers! And since deys don't know exactly how olds I really am...but theys all seem to agrees three-ish...I am, in doggie years, the sames age as Mama, 21! So we gots to turn twenty ones togethers, and we both gots shots for our birthdays. Only I gots the bad kind. They gaves me three shots in da butt. They said like four times "he gonna bite me?" and she was likes "Nos!" I dos not bites. I only wooks weal sad and is like "Yous really gonna give me dat?" And they was like "yeah." And I was like "Nos!" And they did anyway.

So then I thoughts my worlds was over. I hads shots. Then Mama bought me chicken nuggets. I loves chicken nuggets. Then all was wight again.

So like an hour later, Mimi and Pops got here. And we played. And Mimi held me. And Pop vacuumed. I hates the vacuum. And Mimi held me, and her phone ranged in her pocket and vibrated on my wee wee and it scared me. But thens we hunged out til Dad gots there with Mama a balloon and flowers and champagne. She likes champagne. I think it's nasty. It tickles my nose.

Thens they lefted a while to go eat, and then they came back for a lil while. Then Mimi and Pop left and bunch more people came. And I was all like "Mama I'm tired." And she was all like "I'm tired too." And then the peoples left. And then I sat in a nice girl's lap. Then she wented to bed, and I wented with her. It was a long night.

Wipeout

Sos I was walkin' with dad...I saws Mom falls on the ice, but I thought she was just clumbsy. She is, you knows. But there we was...just walkin' along and I hits the ice. My feets just takes off! I didn't even knows they could do that! I slides like a whole foot and then smack, they just goes in all different directions and flat on my belly I go. I wipes out. It was no fun...

Humiliation

So Mommy and Daddy has this new thing that pulls out my hairs. They sit me in the tub and rake it through my hair. I hates it. So they sits me in night before last and rakes and rakes and rakes, and I waits for like hours for them to be done. Then...THEY TURNS ON THE WATER! Oh noes! If I has to endure dat, why I gots to take a bath too? Then Mama lifts up my butt and makes me stand on my front feet, in the water, while daddy rakes at my booty.

My ass was in da air, my feets was in the water, and I has never been more humiliated. Then they washed me, and I froze for like hours waiting to dry. I hate baths. I hates that furminator. I hates my ass in da air. I hates humiliation.

Whys my life sucks so much sometimes?

Hates the Snow

So the weather is dumb, and I is unhappy. Mommy makes me goes outside and pees and poops in the coldest, wetest stuffs that ever did exist. I hates it. Mama made me stay outside and run around in it so she could take pictures...I hates it.

Then, she decided to walk me this mornin's and sitted down! We was just walking and down she went. She screamed, and I looked at her. She should hurt if she's gonna make me be out in da cold and wets! I HATES IT!

At least she gave me a sweater, but it don't help the wet. ...I hates it...

Misses Mimi and Pops

When Mimi and Pops skypes me, I howls. I misses them. Why can I hear them and not see them? Where is they? Mom says in the computer. I do not understand. It makes me cry.