WHAT THE...?

I awoked this morning at two in da mornin' (which I did not want to do since Mama and I had just settled down at 12:30).There was something on the nightstand. Everything on the nightstand was MOVING! I climbed over mama to get a closer look, and eyes met mine. Eyes! Small, flashing, beady eyes. Mama woke up, looked at me, then at the moving objects on the nightstand, then at me, then the nightstand. "What the..?" she asked, reaching to turn on the light.

It was Maisie! I don't like the rat. The rat is scary. But mama picked her up, and they stared at one another. She scolded her, asked her how she got out, and put her back in the cage with a book on top. Then, we tried to settle back down, watched some tv, and about four thirty we felled back asleep. Then at seven Emily knocked on the door. "Uh..Maisie is out.." Damn rat! She woked us up AGAIN!

We snoozed the afternoon, though. Then she maded me ride for hours in the car. At least I gots to see Mimi and Pop!

The Bestest Mama Ever

Mama gaved me a wonderful suwpwise today. I thoughted I had lost moo cow, but she founded him in the car and broughted him home to me! Isn't she the bestest Mommy? Of course, I was first and foremost concerned that she broughted herself home. I misses my Mommy when she is away. However, I sawed the moo cow, and after a hug, I tooked it and gladly chewed. She told me she felt like she had a baby the way I losted my toy in the car, and I was so happy when she broughted it back. Moo cow is my favorite. With a close second tie between Benny da Duck and Wally the Bear.

See Moo Cow is special because Mommy bought it to let me know I was still her favoritest. Just before Emily moved in with Jax and Cullen Mommy wanted to let me know that just because other puppies was going to be here that I was still the most important. So she boughted Moo Cow and gave it to me, to just be mine and all mine. All the other puppies and I share all our toys, but Moo Cow she doesn't take out of our room (unless we're going on a trip, then he comes with us) because it is just MY toy. It is very specials to me because Mommy gave it just to me.

I is so glad to have him back. I shall sweep so well tonight with moo cow beside me once more.

What a Week!

So dis week I stays with Mimi and Pops. Of course Mama was there too. I cannot goes anywhere without my mama. So...I ates lots of good foods. We had ham. I like ham a lot. I cuddled bunches with Mimi. She loves when I cuddles. She makes this little noise and calls me 'sweet boy.' I likes that. I cuddled with Pop too, and though he tries to act like he doesn't like it, I think he does.

I played with the big kitties. Maggie is very big now. She's bigger than me. Smokey's always been bigger than me, but Maggie is too now. Mama says she lost her 'kitten face' and now has 'Maine Coon face' instead. Whatever that means. Mama didn't feel good so she spent lotses time in the tub, and Pop yelled at her because he said she flooded the yard. It rainded a lot. I think that flooded the yard.

Then after five days we loaded up the car to max capacity and drove home. I was real tired by the time we got there, and we got Daddy and he laughed at me. He said 'tired puppy!' I was. I weally weally was. But I still hugged Daddy. Then I cuddled in between him and mama and got a good night's sleep. Ah, home.

Whys You Gives Finals?

So my Mama's payin' me NO attention! I decided to twicks her tho! I laid downs on her final paper and book. She cannot read with me on top of it! She has to touches me to get to it! Hahaha! I are smawt Bay-wee. I are the greatest! Of only she did not have final. She could cuddles me instead. She tells me "move!" but I dos not wants to! I wants to love and play. I cried and whines. She gets angry, but I do not care. I wants attention. Give me 'tention Mama!

*whine*

Drunk People gots the Dumbs

So Mom and Dad don't weally go to beds early anyway, but that's ok. We'd been asleep like...two hours when all of a sudden BAM weally weally loud noise! It hurted my ears so bad, and I cried. I was like "what's going on?" And Dad sat up and looked at Mom like she was doing it. I think it scared him as much as it scared me. And since no one knew what to do we all put on clothes and ran outside. Dad carried me, and Mom put Nessie in her blanket since Emily had Cullen and John had Jax. Cullen was scared, too. Nessie just wanted to go back to sleep...

So we all headed outsides and there was lotses people! But the ones who live across the hall kept saying things like it was Obama's fault...isn't he like the president or something? How could he make the fire alarm go off? I thinks it was their faults. They gots the dumbs.

It took like fifteen or twenties minutes for de fire people to get there. They looked around. Nothing. Police talked to the drunk people. Wish they'd arrested them so they would have stopped makin noises. But they didn't. Then the just flipped the switch and like magic the loud noise stopped. I was glad. So Mom and Dad and Emily and John and Cullen and Jax and Nessie and I all went back inside. I was glad. I was cold.

So I cuddles up between Mom and Dad. We all wents to sleeps together, then. At least one nice thing came out of the drunks who had the dumbs.