So Mama, Daddy, and I all went on a long twip dis weekend. We lefted right after daddy got off from work. Mama was packin and stuff all day so I was afwaid she was gonna leave me. But she didn't. She tooked me wid her! Den, Mama dwove for a weally long time, then Daddy and Mama got outed da car and left me inside. I don't liked being inside by myself. But dey left me water and ice and food, so I was ok. Mama even gave me special chewies, but I don't like them as good as my normal chewies. Dey tasted funny. Anyway, dey lefted like a long time, like maybe 15 whole minutes, and den deys came back and peed me.
So afterwards Daddy drove and Mama took my pictures as I twied to climb in the back of da car and eated the doughnuts back dere, but I couldn't find them. I could smell them, but I couldn't find them. So den I just rided between mom and dad on the console.
Den we stopped at dis nice place wid a bed. And I peed on de edge of the bed when Daddy just came inside wid me and Mama was trying to get all da stuffs in. He yellded at her for not being able to find my leash, so she yellded back and made him find it and take me. It was stressful. Den mama came in and took a shower and daddy went to sleep.
De next morning mama got up and made breakfast appear from nowheres. She tooked me out, walked me, and den put me in wid daddy and came back wid 2 bagels, a waffle, and juice~ She letted me have some waffle. It was so good.
Dens we jumped back into da car and went like an hour to that place Mama said she was gonna audition. She, dad, and I had lunch on da porch of some place den we walked around. Den dad disappeared and mom stayed in the car with me. she used smelly stuff all the time for her nails and hair and face.
Den we rode around for a while while it stormed. hail flew at da car. lightning struck everywheres! I was scawed. And Daddy was supposed to come wid me but Mama couldn't find him. So den we parked in this shelter and Mama got out. She was gone a weally long time, but she kept checking on me. Den we picked Daddy up, and he refused to dwive so mama cwied and yelled at him a long time. Den he felled asleep.
Mama cwied a long time, and I wanted to go snuggle her, but she kept pushing me away. She said I couldn't come love her because she had to dwive. I was sad because she was sad.
Den she woked Daddy up and we stopped after a while and he dwove. Theys stopped after a long long time at Shoneys and ate dinners. They brought me back steak. I liked it.
We finally got home after midnight..after dwiving for like 6 hours. I was so tiwed. I said hello to my cave, because I was so happy to be home. Den went night night.
